OK, so probably nobody ever reads these things anyway, because who really cares, right? So let’s both of us just pretend that I wrote something tremendously witty here, and you laughed at it, possibly even snorting a bit of milk out your nose. Smiling to yourself, you wiped the milk from your face and keyboard, and thought “That Imhoughtep, he’s a funny guy! I think I love him just a bit more now, after seeing this…”
And see? We are both happier now. Me, for getting the extra love and attention that I so secretly crave, and you, because the milk wasn’t real, so there isn’t a mess to clean up.
